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Resident marketing guru, Roger Leeper!
Make
the Web Work for YOU!
"A web site that frustrates or confuses folks is worse
than no web site at all!"
Lead
acquisition is often the biggest part of your "cost of
doing business". Why spend your time and resources to
gain someone's interest and fan the flames of their desire
only to irritate them in the end?
Endless
page loads. Links to nowhere. Unwanted pop-ups. Missing browser
plug-ins. Outdated information. Have any of these things frustrated
you? You're not alone; they frustrate your Customers, too.
Don't
let too much technology get between You and Your Next Sale!
Let me help you make the Web work for YOU!
Streamlined,
Results Oriented Communications
Definition
Your Company, Your Mission,
Your Markets, Your Products and Services
Creation
Words, Images and Sounds that Represent Your Company, and
Tell Your Customers How You Get Things Done
Implementation
All the Tools that make Keeping Everybody on the Same Page
Fun
Roger
has Enjoyed the Benefits..
...As
a Sales Guy
Seeing Marketing Shortcuts In Action Taught Me How They Work,
and Helped Me to Sell Millions of Dollars Worth of Products
and Services for Companies that Used Them!
...As
a Marketing Guy
By Engineering Marketing Shortcuts for My Clients, I've Helped
Them Close the Loop, from Marketing to Sales to Customer Service
and Back to Marketing
Web
Hosting Services
We
offer a variety of robust Web Hosting Plans. All come with
a 99.9% up time guarantee. A variety of software is available
for you to install, or we can help you configure ther server
to meet your needs. Generous disk space and band width allowances,
unlimited email and database options, and best of all, we
can tailor the software installation to suit your business
or personal needs with prices starting at under $225.00 a
year!
We
Use:
Linux Servers w/ Apache Webserver Software
MySQL Databases
PHP, CGI & JavaScript Programming
Drop
us a line with the goals for your web site, and we'll gladly
configure a web hosting plan just for you!
Open
Source Software
We feature
Open Source Software solutions for most applications. Rather
than run up your tab with proprietary programming done from
scratch, we can affordably and efficiently customize these
freely available resources to get the job done. With our sales
and marketing background, we are keenly aware of the importance
of integrating your online data with the systems you use in
your day to day business, so our installations are geared
for the maximum efficiency, and our focused training keeps
the learning curve to a minimum. Best of all, we can usually
reduce redundant data entry to zero - we'll make the computer
you already own do the work, so you don't have to!
Some Free AD-Vice, with Our Compliments!
- Strive
to make the logo smaller
- Buy
airtime only on programs mentioning Elvis
- Write
entire creative strategy without using words that contain
the letter "e"
- Use
big words where none are needed
- Deliberately
make body copy vague
- Use
a minimum of fifty words in any outdoor campaign
- Always
hide your name somewhere in the copy
- Read
radio scripts in a foreign language
- Try
to work the following words into headlines: oligarchy, smarmy,
moxy, fruitless, pickled
- Lease
billboards in wooded areas because of the "great rate"
- Run
radio spots backwards to attract attention
- Schedule
risque spots during The Lutheran Hour
- Sepia
tone television ads
- Sing
all disclaimer copy
- Run
reversed type as an "artistic statement"
Okay,
so none of this is good advice, but it is Free!
The best ideas are jealously guarded.. until you contact me
for Your Free Consultation!
Here
are some cool Bishop links...

Any
questions about kits, parts, installations or services are
welcome. Contact Bishop by phone at 866-867-8324 or
e-mail bishop@bishopsales.com
and we will respond promptly. If you're in the neighborhood,
then drop by the shop at 1130 West 15th Street North Vancouver
BC and we will gladly give you a tour of our facilities, but
beware there may be a Monster and ferocious horsepower
beasts in our shop when you visit! We really love to share
the fun with other performance enthusiasts who want to take
their cars to the next level of performance, appearance and
handling!
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